settledheart:

it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

tsunamiwavesurfing:

nawyougood:

question for all the drinkers

whats the difference between being drunk and being tipsy

a text message to your ex sayin “why you gotta be a hoe i love you”

bobbyisamazing98:

preciousterrestrials:

when you and a friend join a fandom together

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This is 100% accurate